Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
just found out that she named her cat after me.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize
