Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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