Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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