I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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