I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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