just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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