can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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