On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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