Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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