She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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