Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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