do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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