yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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