Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
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