just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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