took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
