I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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