i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
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