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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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