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• (757): View more from Virginia

  hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood

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  pics

  (757): View more from Virginia

  no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.

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• (858): View more from California

  while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go

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• (713): View more from Texas

  She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...

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• (718): View more from New York

  GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  ditto.

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  about cumming, not toast

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping

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