One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
the raccoons are back...
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