Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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