I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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