Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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