yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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