"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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