Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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