Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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