There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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