It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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