Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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