My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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