just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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