God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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