So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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