You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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