you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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