Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Randomize
