i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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