I think i peed on brittanys purse
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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