Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
