Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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