Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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