Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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