just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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