The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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