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• (317): View more from Indiana

  dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.

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  details please.

  (317): View more from Indiana

  they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking

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• (360): View more from Washington

  My liver is preforming stress tests.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression

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• (661): View more from California

  I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.

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