The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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