if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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