NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize