She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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