I need help removing her.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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