So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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