You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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