The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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