one two three fourrrrnication!
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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