The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Randomize
